Bitching About Missed Connections, On Missed Connections
I’ll NEVER get a missed connection - m4w - 25 (Brooklyn, NY)
I go out all the time. I’m really active and all around town and the neighborhood. I’m fit and social. Yet I never get a missed connection. Why are girls so nitpicky and analytical? Do I have to look like Ryan Phillipe or Leonardo DiCaprio to get a missed connection? I guess since I look like Jeff Goldblum I’m not good looking enough to get a missed connection.
Yo dude, Jeff Goldblum rules. You need to shut it and give it time. The ladies who want Jeff Goldblum probably have the moxie to actually approach Jeff Goldblum, and come on, isn’t that the kind of girl you’d prefer?
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