How Is This Remotely Charming of the Day
Sometimes when I’m entering data I write notes in my “Notes” section that are not actually helpful, just a way to vent. Often, I end up writing “This is why I am going to die alone.” If this is what constitutes a magical memory I am pretty sure I need no magic.
doggystyle dry hump - w4m - 30 (Maracuja, Williamsburg)
we met in the backyard of Maracuja on saturday night. you were tall and dressed all in black. while you were talking to my cousin i snuck up behind you, bent you forward from the waist, and dry humped you doggystyle. was it just me, or did something really magical happen between us that night? hopefully we can find that magic again…