The Center for Missed Connections

Because I’d Be Looking on Missed Connections for a Place to Have Sex and Not a Person to Have Sex With of the Day

Couple need a place to play? - m4mw - 44 (Chelsea)

It’s Saturday night! Do you need a place to stop by for some quick sex? I’ve got a room at a nice hotel in Chelsea, near Broadway and 25th. I would just love to watch you play. No participation necessary. Generous white male. Stop by for a couple minutes or play longer. Let me know! 

“Oh man, I would really love to have sex with you right now, stranger at the bar.”

“I would also like that, but we can’t go to my place. My roommate’s parents are visiting and that would be weird.” 

“Oh no, we can’t go to my place either! My ceiling caved in.” 

“Perhaps we should check Missed Connections to see if there are any available places to have sex?”

“That makes so much sense!”

(End scene.)

This is a market that PadMapper should really look into.